"Hello,testing.check,1,2,3......"

when my friends cried "stampede!!",i obviously thought they were crying wolf,but now...
i lie stamped,trampled,among a pile of other victims,
and i warn you,Beware!!
all you messagers,their out to get you!!
who,you ask??
A swarm of fast-breeding messages,out to trounce you with their triviality!not just once,but a cuzzillion times!!(to ya mathematicians,that stands equal to 10^3 billion :b)

Behold my dukh bhari kahani!
"It all began the day I changed my cellphone connection,the first message i recieved was-

'hey brutus...happy B'day,dude....though belated"-Bella
pleased I was,unaware of the torture i'd face recieving the same b'day greetin 5 times!!but there was more...

"kahan par hai be??!! saala kamre ki chaabi leke bhag gaya!"-Ayush (a good 7 times)
(p.s i even recieved the same message 2 days after leaving kota!),

"hey combo!when ya comin yaar? miss ya dude"-Gul (thrice,even after i met the sender!),

"ab kya batau,bhai?? haal mast bhi hai,kharaab bhi,tu nai samjhega tu engineer nahi hai"-Anna
(so many times i decided to become one just to get her point!)

And the most painful and adamant was
"Hyyyiiiiiiii!! :)"-Shanku
(fourth day running)

So now I issue guidelines a to how to save your souls from being sucked into black holes,
1.forward all good jokes to me,your phone shall attain salvation
2.call MJ
and say "bas sir aiwai hi yaad aa gayi thi aapki" when he's in class
3.leave your mundane lives behind for half an hour daily and watch "India TV"!