Dated:-05-02-2009
Place:-My birthday party
Enter:Two Little Birdies (Yup,one devil,one angel, like the one that pop's on Tom's shoulder whenever he's plotting something against Jerry*Don't know where they get such ideas,Sheesh!!*)
Me(thinking):-A year older today!!,
19 years of life,I'm forced to look back and think.
Birdy No.1(the devil):-Think all you want!!you good-for-nothing Freak!!What are you celebrating??19 years of doing absolutely nothing??
Birdy No.2(the angel):-What are you screaming at the poor boy for brother??It's his B'day!!
Me:-Don't mind me butting in gentlemen,But I have to say this winged fella here is right.
Birdy No.1:-Oh,Shut up!! Ya wanna know what I'm yelling for??You're turning 19 today,right??
Me:-Yes
Birdy No.1:-So??You ain't done nothing worthwhile!!Look at all you've lost!
Me:-Whatcha mean??
Birdy No.2:- You haven't lost anything,look all you've got friends,family,knowledge,achievements,
so do you still believe you've lost ??
Me:-You're right,I should be looking on the bright side of all these years.
Birdy No.1:- Yeah right!! so will a list convince you??
Me:-Shoot
Birdy No.1:- Like you can no more
1) be the youngest kid to win an Olympic medal,
2)oscar,
3)swim across the english channel
Etc,etc,wtc,ptc..
Satisfied??
Me(Aghast and wide mouthed in realization):-I Can't do that anyway!!
Birdy No.1:-Yeah you can't!! you like don't have complete limbs,are mentally retarded,and all that!!
Me:- It's not like that,It's just that I never thought of it
Birdy No.2:-It's not your fault,child,No one's perfect.
Birdy No.1:-Nah,you're a perfect loser!!
Me(even more dejected):-It's no use,the horned guy right!!
Birdy No.1:-You know what makes me sick??
Even after hearing all this you're not give an ounce of time to all you still can do,
You know why?? Coz you're loser!!
Birdy No.2:- Time is measured in seconds not ounces(yup he's my good half all right)
Birdy No.1:-Do you mind??I'm trying to make this guy feel sorry he was ever born!!
Me:-Hey horned freak!!what can I still do?
Birdy No.1:-Like you're gonna do anything about it!!
Like you can still
1)win a nobel
2)go to space
3)Be the president
But!!..........
You're none the less a loser!!
Birdy No.2:-Your a good human being as of now.
Me:-Shut up for a second will you!! I want more!! hey you,horned guy!!
You just wait and watch!!
(Just then I saw it!!)
Me:- hey horny guy!!how come ya got a halo??
Birdy No.1:-Awh it's just the lighting,nothing much
Me:-That is what it is,Isn't it??
(He leaves)
Me:-good bye and thank you
Party Guests:-Well now that you've stopped talking to yourselves let's party!!
Moral of the story:-The devil need not be taken as bad,well as long as you take it that way!!
And never talk to yourself at your own birthday bash!!
Place:-My birthday party
Enter:Two Little Birdies (Yup,one devil,one angel, like the one that pop's on Tom's shoulder whenever he's plotting something against Jerry*Don't know where they get such ideas,Sheesh!!*)
Me(thinking):-A year older today!!,
19 years of life,I'm forced to look back and think.
Birdy No.1(the devil):-Think all you want!!you good-for-nothing Freak!!What are you celebrating??19 years of doing absolutely nothing??
Birdy No.2(the angel):-What are you screaming at the poor boy for brother??It's his B'day!!
Me:-Don't mind me butting in gentlemen,But I have to say this winged fella here is right.
Birdy No.1:-Oh,Shut up!! Ya wanna know what I'm yelling for??You're turning 19 today,right??
Me:-Yes
Birdy No.1:-So??You ain't done nothing worthwhile!!Look at all you've lost!
Me:-Whatcha mean??
Birdy No.2:- You haven't lost anything,look all you've got friends,family,knowledge,achievements,
so do you still believe you've lost ??
Me:-You're right,I should be looking on the bright side of all these years.
Birdy No.1:- Yeah right!! so will a list convince you??
Me:-Shoot
Birdy No.1:- Like you can no more
1) be the youngest kid to win an Olympic medal,
2)oscar,
3)swim across the english channel
Etc,etc,wtc,ptc..
Satisfied??
Me(Aghast and wide mouthed in realization):-I Can't do that anyway!!
Birdy No.1:-Yeah you can't!! you like don't have complete limbs,are mentally retarded,and all that!!
Me:- It's not like that,It's just that I never thought of it
Birdy No.2:-It's not your fault,child,No one's perfect.
Birdy No.1:-Nah,you're a perfect loser!!
Me(even more dejected):-It's no use,the horned guy right!!
Birdy No.1:-You know what makes me sick??
Even after hearing all this you're not give an ounce of time to all you still can do,
You know why?? Coz you're loser!!
Birdy No.2:- Time is measured in seconds not ounces(yup he's my good half all right)
Birdy No.1:-Do you mind??I'm trying to make this guy feel sorry he was ever born!!
Me:-Hey horned freak!!what can I still do?
Birdy No.1:-Like you're gonna do anything about it!!
Like you can still
1)win a nobel
2)go to space
3)Be the president
But!!..........
You're none the less a loser!!
Birdy No.2:-Your a good human being as of now.
Me:-Shut up for a second will you!! I want more!! hey you,horned guy!!
You just wait and watch!!
(Just then I saw it!!)
Me:- hey horny guy!!how come ya got a halo??
Birdy No.1:-Awh it's just the lighting,nothing much
Me:-That is what it is,Isn't it??
(He leaves)
Me:-good bye and thank you
Party Guests:-Well now that you've stopped talking to yourselves let's party!!
Moral of the story:-The devil need not be taken as bad,well as long as you take it that way!!
And never talk to yourself at your own birthday bash!!
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